#i am not immune....... awooga

[adhdzagreus]

🎲 ily

(rolls dice) we got gunfire and a kiss along the jawline

As a matter of fact, Tim had her own throne, and it was quite a nice one too—polished gunmetal encrusted with rubies. But she rarely used it, preferring instead to share her husband’s throne which was large and imposing enough for the both of them. 

When Ashes, or Lord Hades as they were widely known, saw fit to grant audiences to denizens of the City or workers of the Acheron, it was not unusual to see their wife seated in the same throne as them, either perched on the arm rest with a rifle over her shoulder or sitting in her lord’s lap. 

Today, Tim was lying across Ashes’ legs with her back against the armrest of the throne and her burgundy skirt spilling across the other armrest. Ashes’ gaze was on the petitioner kneeling before them, but their hand rested on Tim’s hip with a casual possessiveness that sent a very clear message: This one’s mine. 

“Lord Hades, Lady Persephone,” the petitioner said in a quavering voice. “My name is Orpheus. I beg you… hear my plea.” 

Tim hid an amused smile as Ashes flickered their eyes over the pale young man who would ask a request from the Lord of the Acheron. 

“Speak then,” they said. 

“My true love, Eurydice… Please, you must return her to me,” Orpheus pleaded. “Whatever the cost.”

“I see,” Ashes said. “And why should I do as you ask?” 

“I can’t live without her. She was my muse, my reason for being, my everything, taken from me too soon.” The young man’s words were rich with sorrow, and his voice had a soulful, lilting quality that tugged at the heartstrings. 

Ashes looked thoughtful, but Tim felt pity for him. She remembered what it had felt like, many lifetimes ago, to be lost in grief. 

“Perhaps you should give him a chance, Hades,” she said. 

“Perhaps. It’s true that I can release a mind from the Acheron if I must, but do you have the funds to have a mind rebodied?” they asked Orpheus. 

Tim could tell from the young man’s sunken cheeks and hollow eyes that he hadn’t, and she sat up slightly to bring her face closer to Ashes’, laying her arm across their shoulders. 

“I have nothing,” Orpheus said in a desolate voice. 

“You have asked for a service you can’t afford,” Ashes said. 

Tim brushed her nose against Ashes’ cheek. “Surely, you have a job for him.”

“I might,” they said, a soft smile crossing their face at Tim’s touch. 

She pressed her lips to her husband’s jawline and traced kisses from the corner of their jaw to their chin. Ashes smelled like cloves and tobacco, and Tim breathed in the scent with a sigh. 

“Take pity on the poor boy,” she said and kissed the corner of her husband’s mouth. 

“Since you asked so nicely,” Ashes said with a smirk. They turned to the young man before the throne. 

“A friend of mine is hiring for a job. It’s not strictly inside of the law, but if you pull it off…” they shrugged magnanimously. “It’ll pay what you need and more. You could start a new life for you and your beloved.” 

A fragile hope bloomed in Orpheus’s eyes. “I’ll do it.” 

“Good. I’ll put you in contact with my friend.” Their eyes drifted back to Tim who smiled. “You’re dismissed.” 

Out of the corner of her eye, Tim saw Orpheus bow and leave. She fluttered her eyelashes at Ashes. “Thank you for helping him, my lord. How could I repay you?” 

“I can think of an idea or two,” Ashes said, leaning in to capture Tim’s lips.

Tim smiled as she kissed them back. 

[grenade-maid]

Yuko Kurose (left) though, despite everything, maybe #1 problematic would

Like me too Ms Shiba

[beeceit]

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO BUFF WOMAN

NO I AM NOT. THERE ARE TWO LESBIANS INSIDE OF ME AND THEY'RE BOTH GOING AWOOGA

[seeker-ophelia]

A reminder that Solas speaks as the Fae do. Solas only lies outright to us once in Inquisition (after we ask him back in the Rotunda after Halam'shiral where he had been to parties before), and its because he got distracted, and had to make something up on the fly.

Solas is a word wizard, a true fae, his words never outrightly lying, but also never speaking the truth.

He doesn't say: This Is Not Blood Magic.

He says he dislikes the use of it. Doesn't mean it wouldn't use it.

This ritual dagger is lyrium (not confirmed, but it glows, like guys come on its probably lyrium). If Varric is a dwarf, wouldn't he be naturally resistant to lyrium? I mean a thing through the chest is a thing through the chest, its going to cause damage, but it doesn't kill him.

Some people think this dagger is the Red Lyrium Idol cleansed of blight, which would be COOL AF for a multitude of reasons:

Solas can sure the blight (holy batman the implication of that)

Maybe the lyrium can absorb the blight, like a sponge, and stabbing it into Ghilly will cure her of the blight. Maybe not cure her of being an absolute demonmilf insane power-hungry mad-scientist, but of the blight, which is important. Because...

She created the blight as we know it today, and we might need her help to end it. Maybe she can make a creature immune/resistant to the blight?

Either way, its some magic thing that can at least stop a Blighted God, so...

Varric mentions in the leaked cutscene that the Gods are using the blight to amass power, but they couldn't do that unless they controlled the blight somehow right? Unless there was some way to control it?

So maybe, if they can control it, Solas knows how to cure it?

Back to Fae/Solas:

When I rebelled, the drew on the horiffic magic of the blight, corrupting all they saw until I stopped them.

So The Evanuris were using the blight BEFORE the veil creation. They must have been able to control it somehow. (Hopefully?)

Thanks to you, I am trapped, and the blighted elvhen gods walk free.

mmmm babygirl. This is only true if you swapped places with them - who closed the breach? Ghilly & Elgar'dad? Why are you there physically and Rook is there mentally? Because of the blood? That's blood magic, babes.

You don't have the dagger because its in Varrics chest (thanks for that, Chuckles) so that's okay, but you're telling me the god of rebellion, who made the prison he's in, didn't build a tiny escape hatch?

Fine. You didn't.

Doesn't explain why Rook can Blood Magic his way into the Evanuris' prison. Because that sounds like a Capitol B Bad Idea. Why on earth would you make a loop hole in The-Most-Strongest-Prison-Of-All-Time-Strong-Enough-To-Hold-Gods where someone (Rook, ACCIDENTALLY), or anyone really (Mythal, Tevinter Magisters, Alamarri Dreamers), can blood magic their way INTO the prison. And then can Blight/Old-God/Archdemon themselves OUT.

Good Prison, bro. Good Job, really, honestly, 10/10 on the super-max scale. /s

Don't worry babes, I still love you, you're still my stupid egg. Even if I wanna bash your head in and force you into therapy because babygirl so many of your problems could be avoided if you just talked to someone.

With This:

Awooga humminahummina yes daddy please oh my fen'harel dont stop yes finally

He's out. Veil is DOWN. Did it get taken down? Carefully? Or was it ripped and torn asunder and now the whole worlds fucked?

Don't know.

He has his dagger back. Was is given? Or did he take it? By force, violently. Is this is scene of a villain? Or the savior?

I don't know but 5 days vgeevn ieoivnv kijivkjvkjbvjksehfjlk

while i do believe it would be perfectly in character for solas to stab varric just because he’s being annoying and trying to thwart him, i think that that scene combined with the immediate conversation about blood magic facilitating the mental connection between rook and solas suggests something deeper than that.

why would solas STAB varric with the MAGICAL LYRIUM ONCE-RED-LYRIUM-IDOL RITUAL DAGGER when he can, idk, turn Varric to stone without even looking at him like he does to the Viddasala? when he could blow him to pieces the way he did to Bianca just moments before???? when he could probably incapacitate him 5000 magical ways without lifting a finger??? and yet he stabs him? with a dagger? and you watch as blood spurts out of the wound??

and then 10 minutes later tells rook that their BLOOD at the RITUAL SITE, from some minor wound on the back of their head, allowed him to form a connection???? when the one truly bleeding out in a puddle was Varric??? when blood magic is apparently being used already by him to create the connection to rook (and notice how solas says, when accused, “I abhor blood magic” NOT “I didn’t use blood magic”!)

we also see ghilannain stabbed with the ritual dagger in the release date trailer, and similar waves of magic/energy roll out of her as they do varric as they both lay on the ground, lyrium dagger in their chest.

he must have needed varrics blood in that dagger for some reason. no clue why, maybe to save Varric, maybe to save himself, let’s not even think about how the idol that bore that dagger is the same thing that cost Varric his brother! but anyway. something is going on with that ill bet money on it

[goldieclaws]

I'm so inconsistent with adding my watermarks to my vids lmao.

Anyway, here's something I made pretty quickly because Aldrich will always make me go AWOOGA in more ways than one because I am not immune to tall humanoid behemoths with long hair and big muscles.

Also, this is a very silly shill but Aldrich also shows up in my webcomic I've been posting to Webtoon/ComicFury so hey, if you like strong fantasy themes with big monsters, you should consider checking it out :>

(Aldrich (red hair) and Scim (brown hair) use they/them)

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[sol-flo]

didnt wanna pass any judgement before but i reread the arcs of csm with aki and the angel devil in them and. look no shade here but akiangel is just the fruit of minds desperate for yaoi. sorry i respect your hustle and i can see a couple moments now i went looking for it but its grasping at straws :(

[parismemes]

THINGS I’VE SAID ON DISCORD AS SENTENCE STARTERS: THIS PAST WEEK EDITION.

“boy oh boy oh boy. man oh man.” “is this a bit are we doing a bit right now” “i live to joke another day” “i would let him kill me. i know he wouldnt but if he did id just take it” “dont like the implications of that” “i kind of want to do it as a social experiment just to see what would happen” “like the point is that everyone is free to break the rules at any time” “great job genius you really avoided holding people at gunpoint with that one” “WHERE DID YOU COME FROM” “the order cannot change because im too used to the order and if it changes i WILL cry about it” “i would have remembered a name as fucking stupid as ___” “dont you just want to hold his hand and marry him” “im gonna be honest i didnt even realize there was more than one james bond movie until like a month ago i just thought there was one and it was really famous and thats where, like, the quote came from” “the tension between me and the group of teenage boys that watched me fail to parallel park for 5 minutes straight...” “rat in the garden wot am a gonna do” “he can have a little crisis as a treat” “if you get horrifically killed ill write a creepypasta about it” “technically you dont have to fight it but it will fight you” “sorry to interrupt its just my brand” “bribery always works” “ur not slow im just a speedrunner” “he just has a sword for self defense” “im not suggesting a teamup but maybe i am suggesting a teamup” “i cant deal with these fucking british people anymore” “YOUR NAME IS FUCKING ___? ___??? WHY IS THAT YOUR NAME?” “uh oh there’s a bitchass lookin guy.” “id die for him i know hed never let me but id do it” “you. are perfect. no one else” “i mean shes big sexy hot hot awooga lady but damn” “thats like the british version of naming someone chad stupidtown” “uh oh! spicy icy” “oh no my catboy weakness. fuck” “i cant pay for it because i dont have money” “color orange was in fact named after fruit orange” “ive been sitting here opening and closing my scissors for like five minutes” “it was very unexpected. people dont often have the audacity.” “i like his hair because you know me and my love of hairstyles that are stupid.” “still..... thats kinda like spiritually fucking idk thats pretty sus” “oh? hello everyone. i'm not the least bit concerned about what just happened to me.” “uh oh it seems ive been too busy getting other peoples taxes dealt with that i have forgotten to do my taxes!” “yeah and im gonna continue to do it but that doesnt mean i have to like it” “___ is also a murderer so he says murder is forgivable sometimes” “its hard to have any real conflict with him because hes immune to losing” “ive decided today im making a mistake” “i have no money but yes i do dont worry abt it” “i hate to say i have never ever had that issue” “tucked in? yes yes yes yes yes” “shame we cant be in the teapot together”

[missamericadog]

my smart feminist brain hates Tamas design but my dumb idiot brain is like AWOOGA

i am NOT immune to fanservice